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Unfortunately I am indisposed at the moment, please leave a message and I shall return it post-haste.

Date: 2022-12-12 04:35 pm (UTC)
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Took me off guard, to be fair. [Sometimes his brain and mouth do not cooperate with each other and he really hates it, actually.

He's just not going to comment to the cute comment except to huff, good grief. He's going to make sure to sneak a peek at him and he would like to kindly die now. But he's pulling himself together to not make it obvious before he turns around and act like he's surprised by what he sees.

Dimitri, that's fucking rude. Because of course he can't help himself and just linger on those sweatpants for a moment before coughing and looking away. Really, he wishes he had his hat to tip it down and hide his face for a moment. But he's pushing himself to stand and go retrieve said hat, good grief.]


Dunno how long those pants are gonna stay on with how precariously perched on your hips they are, but that's your business, not mine. [For now. He's going to quietly die on the inside instead.]

Date: 2022-12-12 04:45 pm (UTC)
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Somehow I ain't surprised. [This whole business of rewarding them for fucking is still wild to him, not that he's not keen to play with the system if it's going to be something like this. Hell, he's not big into sweatpants himself, but he can't complain with the sight they're giving him. He's more of a leather and jeans kind of guy at the end of the day.]

Do you want me to? [He can play at this game all day if he really wants to. He doesn't blame him for being upset, but he sure isn't going to try anything without getting some clear answer that it's okay to do. Once he's retrieved his hat he's following after Dimitri, looking between him, the mugs, and the kettle.]

Tea, I'm guessin'? [Dimitri doesn't seem like a coffee guy to him and he's sure there's probably some machine or something another for that mess if he was. As much as Hol prefers doing things a little more manually, or, well, that was the only option for him at the time. He's moving for the nearest wall to lean against instead, just keeping him and the entire scene in focus. Some things don't change, like the paranoia.]

Date: 2022-12-12 04:57 pm (UTC)
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[He's not even sure what he's doing anymore, mostly just watching Dimitri and trying to get a read on him. Sure, he's almost certain that this is going to go nowhere and he's come to terms with it. But it's still weird how it seems like he's flirting with him but then... not? He's not sure at all how to take any of it.]

Tea's fine, been a while since I've really had any. Coffee tends to be a lot easier to get a hold of in the places I was haunting. [Unless it's was Dio's mansion, then good luck finding anything that wasn't wine or, you know, blood. God.

Don't think he didn't notice that frown, Dimitri. A brow raises in question, but he's not going to address it if Dimitri doesn't want to ask it.]


Can't taste anything? Shit, I'm sorry. [What does that even mean.] I mean, I can cook well 'nough so you don't have to do that or anything. I can just... grab something later, don't wanna put you out.

Date: 2022-12-12 05:13 pm (UTC)
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[Best believe he heard that noise and is smirking a bit to himself as he pushes himself off the wall finally. Well, he can probably figure something out in here. Even if he's used to more primative means of cooking, but it's whatever.]

When's the last time you ate something? Might not be able to taste, but I bet you can still taste textures and such, right? [Right on the nose, him. But he's going to investigate just what exactly he can make in here, since he's certain that he can find something that's either quick or something that he can throw in the stove and leave it there until it's done.]

When you travel as much as I do, you learn how to keep yourself goin' by whatever methods necessary. Not often I got the use of a real kitchen, but when I still look like this, I guess I did good. [He's built like a brick shithouse, of course he did good.]

Date: 2022-12-12 05:36 pm (UTC)
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[Hey, when you've dealt with people who have other things going on, you learn not to judge and work with what is there. He's fine with being followed, at least, even if he's rummaging through everything for what he needs exactly. A large pot will work for now, though he's clicking his tongue in slight annoyance and making a note of something he'll need to invest in later if he can find it. But he can make do.]

Seems all of you like the trainin' grounds. Not that I'm judging. [He has no room to do so, of course.] But if you don't keep to a schedule of some kind, you're gonna lose muscle mass and no one will want to deal with that. Hell, it'll start taking a toll on your organs if you ain't careful. [Does he know from experience or something?

He pauses for a moment as he gets everything together, looking back at him with a brow raised and a grin. This idiot.]
Well, I'm glad it does. I might not really need it, but it's somethin' to keep me in some kind of routine.

[Just ignore him as he's figuring out the stove top and just working on cutting up some onions and adding it to the pot with some oil he'd managed to find at least. He's keeping a close eye on all of this even while talking, that's just how he is at this point.]

Been a while since I've made this, but why the hell not. [Says the moron that's giving that a few minutes before adding what's basically ground beef, tomato paste, and whatever spices he'd managed to get his hands on.]

Date: 2022-12-12 05:56 pm (UTC)
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[Use it when you have it is his theory on it. Dimitri gave him access to it and best believe he's going to take that offer. Even while he's working on adding more in once the meat browns as much as he wants. Next is just the beans, a bit of beef broth, and some kind of noodle he got from who knows where.]

War, huh? Shit still happens where I'm from, I'm just... not involved in it since that's a whole-ass military thing and I don't think I'm really a citizen anywhere anymore at this point. Mercenary work paid better anyway. [And then he just puts the lid on top of it and moves to lean against the counter Dimitri had been leaning against earlier.]

I ain't much one to be fighting with my actual body, but it might not hurt. [Oh, right, what he's making.] Uhhh, it's somethin' we call chili mac. Basically chili with noodles and cheese added into it. Simple shit, but it'll stick to your ribs.

Date: 2022-12-12 06:52 pm (UTC)
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[Nah, of course not, though assassinations were a huge chunk of his work. Might be why he's so flippant about damn near everything at this point. And, oh, that reaction is actually adorable.]

Oh, trust me, you're gonna love this. And sticking to your ribs basically means it's something that's hearty and fillin'. More of a slang term where I'm from. And this should be ready in about five minutes or so, I think. [If he's doing his calculations right, anyway.]

Date: 2022-12-12 07:16 pm (UTC)
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[It's fine, he knows by smell at this point when to be concerned and is keeping a close watch on the time. Because of course this man has many watches to be working with by this point.]

Get yourself a proper grill and you got yourself a deal. A stove's great, but there ain't much that beats meat from the grill over proper charcoal. [If he knows what charcoal even is, good grief.] It ain't that hard, promise you, but I think I speak for most anyone when it comes to not burning anything, including yourself, by boilin' water.

[He's humming to himself for a moment before pushing himself off the counter and heading back over to the pot, opening it to inspect and just adding probably more than is advised by most amount of cheese and covering it again.] Givin' it some time to melt in there, it'll be better that way. [He'd rather have some tortilla chips and jalapenos to add to the top of this, but he's pretty certain they're not going to have that stock here. Oh well, he'll worry about that for next time.]

Question for the future: I know you said you can't taste things, but does that include, like, the heat from something spicy or just flavors?

Date: 2022-12-12 09:27 pm (UTC)
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[Oh, right, the tea. He's gingerly taking the mug and yeah, it's... it's a little bit of a weird difference in smells. But right now he's not going to complain, mostly keeping his hands around the mug to keep them warm. No reason for it, but it's nice.]

Good, good. 'Cause I got a lot that's got a good heat behind it, so that should also probably help with the lack of flavor. [They're really doing this, aren't they? How weird. But he... can't say he's going to complain about it.]

Somethin' like that. But further off the ground and easier to move as needed. [Forgive the pause, he's just looking at the ceiling for a moment.] Shit, if you gotta use the stamp system for it, I could help with that since it's my stupid idea to begin with.

Date: 2022-12-13 02:49 pm (UTC)
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[Maaaaybe he didn't want him spitting out hot tea, oops. Keep your cool, Hol, it's totally fine.]

Again, part of my own dumb-ass idea. [He pauses for a brief moment before glancing over to him, arms crossed over his chest, he's trying to look calm.] 'Sides, can't say I'd be against the idea.

Date: 2022-12-13 03:34 pm (UTC)
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[Unfair. He's huffing softly and just moving to find another towel to help with this cleaning him off process, since he mostly caused it.]

Why would I make a fool of you? [He doesn't entirely understand how that would be a thing in the first place, but if he doesn't want to look him in the face then he'll let him have that.] You're an interestin' and attractive man, I promise you it ain't for some nefarious purpose.

Date: 2022-12-13 03:51 pm (UTC)
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[Hey, he's just trying to help since this is partially his fault. Or mostly. It's fine, don't question it.]

Eh? Now, if there's one thing I've learned in my years, it's that video and images don't do a damn thing justice compared to the real thing. But I will admit that both things certainly made me more curious and interested than I already was.

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