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Date: 2022-12-12 05:56 pm (UTC)
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[Use it when you have it is his theory on it. Dimitri gave him access to it and best believe he's going to take that offer. Even while he's working on adding more in once the meat browns as much as he wants. Next is just the beans, a bit of beef broth, and some kind of noodle he got from who knows where.]

War, huh? Shit still happens where I'm from, I'm just... not involved in it since that's a whole-ass military thing and I don't think I'm really a citizen anywhere anymore at this point. Mercenary work paid better anyway. [And then he just puts the lid on top of it and moves to lean against the counter Dimitri had been leaning against earlier.]

I ain't much one to be fighting with my actual body, but it might not hurt. [Oh, right, what he's making.] Uhhh, it's somethin' we call chili mac. Basically chili with noodles and cheese added into it. Simple shit, but it'll stick to your ribs.

Date: 2022-12-12 06:52 pm (UTC)
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[Nah, of course not, though assassinations were a huge chunk of his work. Might be why he's so flippant about damn near everything at this point. And, oh, that reaction is actually adorable.]

Oh, trust me, you're gonna love this. And sticking to your ribs basically means it's something that's hearty and fillin'. More of a slang term where I'm from. And this should be ready in about five minutes or so, I think. [If he's doing his calculations right, anyway.]

Date: 2022-12-12 07:16 pm (UTC)
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[It's fine, he knows by smell at this point when to be concerned and is keeping a close watch on the time. Because of course this man has many watches to be working with by this point.]

Get yourself a proper grill and you got yourself a deal. A stove's great, but there ain't much that beats meat from the grill over proper charcoal. [If he knows what charcoal even is, good grief.] It ain't that hard, promise you, but I think I speak for most anyone when it comes to not burning anything, including yourself, by boilin' water.

[He's humming to himself for a moment before pushing himself off the counter and heading back over to the pot, opening it to inspect and just adding probably more than is advised by most amount of cheese and covering it again.] Givin' it some time to melt in there, it'll be better that way. [He'd rather have some tortilla chips and jalapenos to add to the top of this, but he's pretty certain they're not going to have that stock here. Oh well, he'll worry about that for next time.]

Question for the future: I know you said you can't taste things, but does that include, like, the heat from something spicy or just flavors?

Date: 2022-12-12 09:27 pm (UTC)
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[Oh, right, the tea. He's gingerly taking the mug and yeah, it's... it's a little bit of a weird difference in smells. But right now he's not going to complain, mostly keeping his hands around the mug to keep them warm. No reason for it, but it's nice.]

Good, good. 'Cause I got a lot that's got a good heat behind it, so that should also probably help with the lack of flavor. [They're really doing this, aren't they? How weird. But he... can't say he's going to complain about it.]

Somethin' like that. But further off the ground and easier to move as needed. [Forgive the pause, he's just looking at the ceiling for a moment.] Shit, if you gotta use the stamp system for it, I could help with that since it's my stupid idea to begin with.

Date: 2022-12-13 02:49 pm (UTC)
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[Maaaaybe he didn't want him spitting out hot tea, oops. Keep your cool, Hol, it's totally fine.]

Again, part of my own dumb-ass idea. [He pauses for a brief moment before glancing over to him, arms crossed over his chest, he's trying to look calm.] 'Sides, can't say I'd be against the idea.

Date: 2022-12-13 03:34 pm (UTC)
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[Unfair. He's huffing softly and just moving to find another towel to help with this cleaning him off process, since he mostly caused it.]

Why would I make a fool of you? [He doesn't entirely understand how that would be a thing in the first place, but if he doesn't want to look him in the face then he'll let him have that.] You're an interestin' and attractive man, I promise you it ain't for some nefarious purpose.

Date: 2022-12-13 03:51 pm (UTC)
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[Hey, he's just trying to help since this is partially his fault. Or mostly. It's fine, don't question it.]

Eh? Now, if there's one thing I've learned in my years, it's that video and images don't do a damn thing justice compared to the real thing. But I will admit that both things certainly made me more curious and interested than I already was.

Date: 2022-12-13 04:24 pm (UTC)
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Mhmm. Even during that whole... incident. [Before he got yelled at, he means. Which is fair enough.

Oh, he really wants to ask that? He's actually laughing and backing up a bit to lean against the counter next to him instead, better to not corner this man right now, he thinks.]


Now that is a damn good question, isn't it? [He's biting back a grin as he shifts to watch him, this is ridiculous.] Depends on what you're into, don't it? I'm a fairly simple man and can roll with just 'bout anything. Whether you're the type to want to be bent over or the type to bend me over.

Date: 2022-12-13 04:36 pm (UTC)
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[He has never and never will consider himself a normal person. Ever the idiot to run into situations that are dangerous to most people and running when there's really no reason to.]

Admittedly, I'm pretty damn curious as to just how much of that strength of yours you got goin' on. But it's up to you, like I said, I've done both and it ain't a bother to me. But if you can't even look me in the eyes, maybe you'd rather shove my face somewhere. Or shut me the fuck up, but that's just a guess. [He might be fucking with him a little bit just to see how far he can push until he gets a different reaction out of him. All in good fun... mostly.]

Sure wouldn't be the first time I've dealt with a cock like yours, if those pictures really do tell the truth.

Date: 2022-12-13 07:55 pm (UTC)
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[When you're an absolutely filthy man, you get to learn how to do those kinds of things. Even if it means confusing everyone else around him.

A brow raises at the keeping him quiet comment, that grin only getting bigger.

Until oh, hello, that sure is an arm around his waist and that question is immediately getting him talking again.]


Why are you only talking about it? [Was that almost needy tone intentional? Absolutely not. But it's what Dimitri's getting and he's already turning a bit red when his ears and brain catch up to what the hell all of that was. He might be a little mad at himself for that.]

Date: 2022-12-13 08:43 pm (UTC)
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[He liked that, huh? Despite being as red as a tomato, he's filing that away for later. For now he's focused on what's going on right in front of him, not seeming to resist in the slightest as he's pulled closer. Guess he's finally acting on his words and he's not complaining about it.]

That so? Usually people are quick to shut me up.

[Oh hello, he is on the counter now and this is a weird place to be, actually. Usually it's the other way around as he's generally the taller one in these kinds of encounters. He doesn't get to dwell on it for long as his hair is grabbed and he's pulled down. Luckily he can muffle that moan against his lips and ignoring his hat falling onto the floor again.

Not important.

He's quick to place his arms over Dimitri's shoulders, keeping them lazily there for the time being. He'll let him lead this nonsense, at least for now.]

Date: 2022-12-13 09:17 pm (UTC)
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[For the better, he's long since forgotten how he ended up here in the first place. Even if he's certain he'll hear some smugness about it after the fact. That's a future him problem.

Good thing he didn't give him any room to be able to reply like a brat to that stop talking comment as he's busy once again. He's not going to meet any resistance from him if he really wants this, just parting his lips enough for him and properly moving his arms to wrap loosely behind his neck.

There's no real pressure to it, except to keep him close.]

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