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dimitea ([personal profile] dimitea) wrote2022-11-13 04:09 pm

AMANI IC INBOX



Unfortunately I am indisposed at the moment, please leave a message and I shall return it post-haste.
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[personal profile] big_iron 2022-12-12 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Ain't like you had anything like what I had. [Even if, uh, his later assassination attempts were against people that could Actually kick his ass, but that's not important. Stand users don't count in the normal populace, after all.

And he's really not going to question why he'd have to have dealt with assassins, he can make a few guesses.]


What? You flirtin' with me now? [He doesn't sound mad about it, more teasing him than anything else. But when he's letting go he's pursing his lips for a brief moment. Man, so much for that.] Gotta tell ya, it was pretty damn cute watching how you lit up with curiosity before Emperor did... all of that.
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[personal profile] big_iron 2022-12-12 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Now I know you're around the same age I am, the fuck were you doing to be getting targeted? [Look. L o o k, he needs to know now because you can't just say that and expect him to not question it.]

"Handsome" generally ain't a word most use for me, yeah. [Unless you're talking about the women he's talked circles around and was able to use for whatever he wanted. But that is not something he's counting in this particular moment. For the best, he's trying to forget that particular fact.

Is it really that easy to get to him? Oh, he has some awful ideas brewing in the back of his mind now.]


Sure was, usually most don't give a shit about this kind of thing. Or, if they do, it's just so they know how to not get destroyed by it. [As if he ever tells the full truth if he knows it's someone he might have to deal with later.] I doubt it helps, but while pretty much all guns are about that powerful, being that accurate sure ain't. I control every aspect of it to a certain distance, but even with regular guns I got... better aim than most.
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[personal profile] big_iron 2022-12-12 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Heir apparent... You know what, that fucking tracks. [HOW DOES THAT TRACK, HOL. He's not going to explain how or why, but it at least stops that line of questioning. There's more important things to focus on than that, pro... bably.]

My ego don't need shit, thanks. [Even if he's curious as to how that's even possible. But he's not falling into a "doing it for your ego" trap, his pride certainly would not let him.]

Man, getting a dagger would sure be a lot more useful than some of the shit I've seen out here. [He's a simple man with simple needs and most "gifts" are just something to chuck and entirely forget about.] Mm... You ain't wrong. I dunno how you'd be able to keep them from existing, but I wish you luck in it. No one needs this shit, really. Even if I lost Emperor tomorrow I can't say I'd be keen on looking for a replacement. [God, this really got depressing again, didn't it?]

How long you been hibernating in here, by the way?
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[personal profile] big_iron 2022-12-12 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, right. [Look, he's mostly shrugging it off because kings aren't really a thing anymore where he's from. And he doubts it matters here to begin with, unless he specifically wants to taunt him with it or be a brat. Neither here nor there.] Be whatever the hell you wanna be, if people here still call you by that, then you might as well keep the title or something.

[Now, Hol never claimed to be anything other than weird. He knows full well he's not really normal by any definition of the word. He shrugs and leans back some, just observing him under all those ridiculous blankets.] Now, I'm not the person to be basing anything "normal" on, as a heads up. But it's far more practical of a gift than some jewelry that's either gonna get lost, get broken, or lose all meaning when it just sort of exists. Shit, at least with a weapon you can defend yourself or do something with it. Makes a hell of a statement piece in my places, too.

[Excuse him while he shakes his head at that, he can count the time for how long he's been on his way out here when he got the ping, at least.]

Staying under blankets like that and laying down for a long time ain't gonna help anyone, I hope you know that. Gotta at least move a little bit every hour or so. And I'd say it's been a little bit since I found my way out here, so you're probably due some movement.
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[personal profile] big_iron 2022-12-12 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Then you still have reason to use it. [He can be a stubborn bastard when he wants to be, at least.

And, oh. Well, shit, he should have expected that particular little fun fact. If anyone didn't agree to someone like that man, he'd wonder what was wrong with them. Or what the hell he'd done. Though he does wonder how exactly that works here. Probably depends on the person.]


Mm. Well, congrats on that, then. [God, he really should just leave at this point, there's something about this that makes him want to crawl into a hole and disappear for a bit. Shouldn't have had any of those thoughts by this point.

Until he's mentioning the naked thing again and he's looking away with a huff.]


If you wanted me to, I guess. Ain't unused to seeing dicks just hanging out at this point. [... That probably needs some kind of explanation. Probably.]
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[personal profile] big_iron 2022-12-12 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah... God, that's gotta suck. I can't imagine. [Says the man who was purposefully staying away from everything and was one hundred percent sure he'd die alone. Which, well, he kind of did when he thinks about it for longer than two seconds.

A snort escapes from him as he's blaming him for being naked. Sure, as if he'd bothered to put on and then take off clothes between that video and when he got here. He believes absolutely none of that.]


I can think of a few things, dressed or undressed. [Give him a second as his brain puts together what his mouth just said and is immediately pressing his palm to his face with a groan.] Ignore that, goddamn.
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[personal profile] big_iron 2022-12-12 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Excuse you, why are you laughing! He's actually turning a nice shade of red and rubbing at his face to try and get himself back under control. This is rude on all accounts, if he had to be perfectly honest.]

Ain't funny... [Is he pouting there? Yes.]

Right, right. I won't. [Is he a big liar? Absolutely. Because if he can sneak a peek at him, best believe he will. Sorry, Dimitri, he's absolutely the worst.]
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[personal profile] big_iron 2022-12-12 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Took me off guard, to be fair. [Sometimes his brain and mouth do not cooperate with each other and he really hates it, actually.

He's just not going to comment to the cute comment except to huff, good grief. He's going to make sure to sneak a peek at him and he would like to kindly die now. But he's pulling himself together to not make it obvious before he turns around and act like he's surprised by what he sees.

Dimitri, that's fucking rude. Because of course he can't help himself and just linger on those sweatpants for a moment before coughing and looking away. Really, he wishes he had his hat to tip it down and hide his face for a moment. But he's pushing himself to stand and go retrieve said hat, good grief.]


Dunno how long those pants are gonna stay on with how precariously perched on your hips they are, but that's your business, not mine. [For now. He's going to quietly die on the inside instead.]
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[personal profile] big_iron 2022-12-12 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Somehow I ain't surprised. [This whole business of rewarding them for fucking is still wild to him, not that he's not keen to play with the system if it's going to be something like this. Hell, he's not big into sweatpants himself, but he can't complain with the sight they're giving him. He's more of a leather and jeans kind of guy at the end of the day.]

Do you want me to? [He can play at this game all day if he really wants to. He doesn't blame him for being upset, but he sure isn't going to try anything without getting some clear answer that it's okay to do. Once he's retrieved his hat he's following after Dimitri, looking between him, the mugs, and the kettle.]

Tea, I'm guessin'? [Dimitri doesn't seem like a coffee guy to him and he's sure there's probably some machine or something another for that mess if he was. As much as Hol prefers doing things a little more manually, or, well, that was the only option for him at the time. He's moving for the nearest wall to lean against instead, just keeping him and the entire scene in focus. Some things don't change, like the paranoia.]
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[personal profile] big_iron 2022-12-12 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's not even sure what he's doing anymore, mostly just watching Dimitri and trying to get a read on him. Sure, he's almost certain that this is going to go nowhere and he's come to terms with it. But it's still weird how it seems like he's flirting with him but then... not? He's not sure at all how to take any of it.]

Tea's fine, been a while since I've really had any. Coffee tends to be a lot easier to get a hold of in the places I was haunting. [Unless it's was Dio's mansion, then good luck finding anything that wasn't wine or, you know, blood. God.

Don't think he didn't notice that frown, Dimitri. A brow raises in question, but he's not going to address it if Dimitri doesn't want to ask it.]


Can't taste anything? Shit, I'm sorry. [What does that even mean.] I mean, I can cook well 'nough so you don't have to do that or anything. I can just... grab something later, don't wanna put you out.
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[personal profile] big_iron 2022-12-12 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Best believe he heard that noise and is smirking a bit to himself as he pushes himself off the wall finally. Well, he can probably figure something out in here. Even if he's used to more primative means of cooking, but it's whatever.]

When's the last time you ate something? Might not be able to taste, but I bet you can still taste textures and such, right? [Right on the nose, him. But he's going to investigate just what exactly he can make in here, since he's certain that he can find something that's either quick or something that he can throw in the stove and leave it there until it's done.]

When you travel as much as I do, you learn how to keep yourself goin' by whatever methods necessary. Not often I got the use of a real kitchen, but when I still look like this, I guess I did good. [He's built like a brick shithouse, of course he did good.]
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[personal profile] big_iron 2022-12-12 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hey, when you've dealt with people who have other things going on, you learn not to judge and work with what is there. He's fine with being followed, at least, even if he's rummaging through everything for what he needs exactly. A large pot will work for now, though he's clicking his tongue in slight annoyance and making a note of something he'll need to invest in later if he can find it. But he can make do.]

Seems all of you like the trainin' grounds. Not that I'm judging. [He has no room to do so, of course.] But if you don't keep to a schedule of some kind, you're gonna lose muscle mass and no one will want to deal with that. Hell, it'll start taking a toll on your organs if you ain't careful. [Does he know from experience or something?

He pauses for a moment as he gets everything together, looking back at him with a brow raised and a grin. This idiot.]
Well, I'm glad it does. I might not really need it, but it's somethin' to keep me in some kind of routine.

[Just ignore him as he's figuring out the stove top and just working on cutting up some onions and adding it to the pot with some oil he'd managed to find at least. He's keeping a close eye on all of this even while talking, that's just how he is at this point.]

Been a while since I've made this, but why the hell not. [Says the moron that's giving that a few minutes before adding what's basically ground beef, tomato paste, and whatever spices he'd managed to get his hands on.]
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[personal profile] big_iron 2022-12-12 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Use it when you have it is his theory on it. Dimitri gave him access to it and best believe he's going to take that offer. Even while he's working on adding more in once the meat browns as much as he wants. Next is just the beans, a bit of beef broth, and some kind of noodle he got from who knows where.]

War, huh? Shit still happens where I'm from, I'm just... not involved in it since that's a whole-ass military thing and I don't think I'm really a citizen anywhere anymore at this point. Mercenary work paid better anyway. [And then he just puts the lid on top of it and moves to lean against the counter Dimitri had been leaning against earlier.]

I ain't much one to be fighting with my actual body, but it might not hurt. [Oh, right, what he's making.] Uhhh, it's somethin' we call chili mac. Basically chili with noodles and cheese added into it. Simple shit, but it'll stick to your ribs.

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