[He takes out the jar of chamomile tea and starts setting up the strainers on both mugs as the water heats. Almost as if on cue his stomach does rumble a little when Hol says he can cook. When was the last time he ate? Dimitri can't remember. He's pretty sure he had an apple maybe...yesterday?]
Apologies. If you are hungry however you may use my kitchen. I dare say I can not find myself around it on the best of days and even if I could nothing would be very edible. [He moves out of the way for Hol to walk in.] Please help yourself to what I have.
I lost my sense of taste many years ago but that is a story for another time I think. I am not in the right mood to speak of it.
[Best believe he heard that noise and is smirking a bit to himself as he pushes himself off the wall finally. Well, he can probably figure something out in here. Even if he's used to more primative means of cooking, but it's whatever.]
When's the last time you ate something? Might not be able to taste, but I bet you can still taste textures and such, right? [Right on the nose, him. But he's going to investigate just what exactly he can make in here, since he's certain that he can find something that's either quick or something that he can throw in the stove and leave it there until it's done.]
When you travel as much as I do, you learn how to keep yourself goin' by whatever methods necessary. Not often I got the use of a real kitchen, but when I still look like this, I guess I did good. [He's built like a brick shithouse, of course he did good.]
[Oh. Hol gets it. He doesn't have to explain his like for textures, that's actually really refreshing and once Hol is in the kitchen he actually follows behind him curious to see what he makes.]
I used to have a more regimented food schedule. It's often a chore and necessity than a pleasure for me. I sometimes forget to make meals for myself now that I am on my own. My dear heart does live with me and helps but he isn't home at the moment. You can find him at the training are often. He is deadly with a sword.
[Again his stomach betrays him and grumbles softly once more.] You're work does indeed show. I have noticed that about you. [Is that a compliment and flirting? Maybe. Dimitri can tell a warrior when he sees one.]
[Hey, when you've dealt with people who have other things going on, you learn not to judge and work with what is there. He's fine with being followed, at least, even if he's rummaging through everything for what he needs exactly. A large pot will work for now, though he's clicking his tongue in slight annoyance and making a note of something he'll need to invest in later if he can find it. But he can make do.]
Seems all of you like the trainin' grounds. Not that I'm judging. [He has no room to do so, of course.] But if you don't keep to a schedule of some kind, you're gonna lose muscle mass and no one will want to deal with that. Hell, it'll start taking a toll on your organs if you ain't careful. [Does he know from experience or something?
He pauses for a moment as he gets everything together, looking back at him with a brow raised and a grin. This idiot.] Well, I'm glad it does. I might not really need it, but it's somethin' to keep me in some kind of routine.
[Just ignore him as he's figuring out the stove top and just working on cutting up some onions and adding it to the pot with some oil he'd managed to find at least. He's keeping a close eye on all of this even while talking, that's just how he is at this point.]
Been a while since I've made this, but why the hell not. [Says the moron that's giving that a few minutes before adding what's basically ground beef, tomato paste, and whatever spices he'd managed to get his hands on.]
[He has absolutely no idea what Hol is making but the onions smells good and he knows he likes onions. Onions are in his favorite meal so it should end up being good. He keeps his eyes on there as Hol walks around and starts cooking as if this was his own kitchen. It's nice to see his kitchen used, he misses it.]
Eating has never been something I seem to remember in my routine. I much more prefer other activities and using my time elsewhere....but yes I suppose it would seem me and my people do enjoy training. We come from war, it is something our bodies haven't been able to rest from still. Though with your knowledge on the body I wonder if you would be interested in some physicals combat training with me sometime.
[He watches the meat go in and raises a brown] What are you making?
[Use it when you have it is his theory on it. Dimitri gave him access to it and best believe he's going to take that offer. Even while he's working on adding more in once the meat browns as much as he wants. Next is just the beans, a bit of beef broth, and some kind of noodle he got from who knows where.]
War, huh? Shit still happens where I'm from, I'm just... not involved in it since that's a whole-ass military thing and I don't think I'm really a citizen anywhere anymore at this point. Mercenary work paid better anyway. [And then he just puts the lid on top of it and moves to lean against the counter Dimitri had been leaning against earlier.]
I ain't much one to be fighting with my actual body, but it might not hurt. [Oh, right, what he's making.] Uhhh, it's somethin' we call chili mac. Basically chili with noodles and cheese added into it. Simple shit, but it'll stick to your ribs.
[A mercenary, so he was right in thinking assassin wasn't the only think Hol did. Hrm, perhaps he could get him to join him one day. That's something for another time. Cheese was mentioned and Dimitri's eyes went a bit wide and almost as if they are sparkling.]
Chili mac? It sounds lovely. I do love cheese. I am not sure how good sticking to ribs are but I have never disliked a cheese dish.
[Nah, of course not, though assassinations were a huge chunk of his work. Might be why he's so flippant about damn near everything at this point. And, oh, that reaction is actually adorable.]
Oh, trust me, you're gonna love this. And sticking to your ribs basically means it's something that's hearty and fillin'. More of a slang term where I'm from. And this should be ready in about five minutes or so, I think. [If he's doing his calculations right, anyway.]
[He continues to stick close to the pot, probably partially in the way but he is a simple man of simple pleasures and really would like some cheese.]
It smells quite delightful. Perhaps you can add chef to your list of duties and can assist me with meal prep. I'm afraid the extent of my culinary knowledge is toast. This 'stove' is not something I've never had. I must say I am pleased to have learned how to boil water. [Speaking of boiling water there goes the kettle. He takes it off the stove and pours the hot water into their mugs and the loose tea, the sweet calming scent of chamomile invading his senses.]
[It's fine, he knows by smell at this point when to be concerned and is keeping a close watch on the time. Because of course this man has many watches to be working with by this point.]
Get yourself a proper grill and you got yourself a deal. A stove's great, but there ain't much that beats meat from the grill over proper charcoal. [If he knows what charcoal even is, good grief.] It ain't that hard, promise you, but I think I speak for most anyone when it comes to not burning anything, including yourself, by boilin' water.
[He's humming to himself for a moment before pushing himself off the counter and heading back over to the pot, opening it to inspect and just adding probably more than is advised by most amount of cheese and covering it again.] Givin' it some time to melt in there, it'll be better that way. [He'd rather have some tortilla chips and jalapenos to add to the top of this, but he's pretty certain they're not going to have that stock here. Oh well, he'll worry about that for next time.]
Question for the future: I know you said you can't taste things, but does that include, like, the heat from something spicy or just flavors?
[The smell of the chili mixed with the chamomile tea is a bit of a strange one but the food does smell very good. Dimitri adds a bit of honey to each mug and once the tea as steeped long enough he hands a mug over to Hol and than takes his own. Of course he can't taste it but the scent and warmth of the drink is enough to have him calming down a bit. Tea was indeed a good idea.]
Spice? I have had spice before. It leaves a tingling in my mouth and I enjoy the dulled heats of them. As for a grill...is that much like a fire to cook over or a hearth? I'm unfamiliar with grills. If you think I need one I shall ask for one with a stamp another time.
[Oh, right, the tea. He's gingerly taking the mug and yeah, it's... it's a little bit of a weird difference in smells. But right now he's not going to complain, mostly keeping his hands around the mug to keep them warm. No reason for it, but it's nice.]
Good, good. 'Cause I got a lot that's got a good heat behind it, so that should also probably help with the lack of flavor. [They're really doing this, aren't they? How weird. But he... can't say he's going to complain about it.]
Somethin' like that. But further off the ground and easier to move as needed. [Forgive the pause, he's just looking at the ceiling for a moment.] Shit, if you gotta use the stamp system for it, I could help with that since it's my stupid idea to begin with.
[He goes to take a sip of his tea and it's at that moment as he is actively drinking a liquid that Hol suggests what he does. From an outsider looking it the scene would be comedic. For Dimitri it's a bit humiliating as he spits his tea out and starts chocking on the rest he didn't spit out. He has to put his mug down and get a cloth to dry himself off, still coughing.]
[Maaaaybe he didn't want him spitting out hot tea, oops. Keep your cool, Hol, it's totally fine.]
Again, part of my own dumb-ass idea. [He pauses for a brief moment before glancing over to him, arms crossed over his chest, he's trying to look calm.] 'Sides, can't say I'd be against the idea.
[Not only is his own blue shirt stained with tea and he's trying to pat it off with a towel, lifting it a bit and exposing his torso in the process. His face is also extremely red right now, many images passing in his mind at Hol's suggestion.]
I..well... [He's so flustered he can't even look Hol in the face.] You don't mean to make a fool of me...do you?
[Unfair. He's huffing softly and just moving to find another towel to help with this cleaning him off process, since he mostly caused it.]
Why would I make a fool of you? [He doesn't entirely understand how that would be a thing in the first place, but if he doesn't want to look him in the face then he'll let him have that.] You're an interestin' and attractive man, I promise you it ain't for some nefarious purpose.
[Well now hol is touching him too and yeah it's with a towel and not skin on skin but he's really close and just suggested sex. It's not like Hol would be his first, far from it but he already saw everything thanks to Loog and Dimitri isn't sure how he feels about it.]
I am unsure Hol....the video...the images...why would you still want me after them?
[Hey, he's just trying to help since this is partially his fault. Or mostly. It's fine, don't question it.]
Eh? Now, if there's one thing I've learned in my years, it's that video and images don't do a damn thing justice compared to the real thing. But I will admit that both things certainly made me more curious and interested than I already was.
Mhmm. Even during that whole... incident. [Before he got yelled at, he means. Which is fair enough.
Oh, he really wants to ask that? He's actually laughing and backing up a bit to lean against the counter next to him instead, better to not corner this man right now, he thinks.]
Now that is a damn good question, isn't it? [He's biting back a grin as he shifts to watch him, this is ridiculous.] Depends on what you're into, don't it? I'm a fairly simple man and can roll with just 'bout anything. Whether you're the type to want to be bent over or the type to bend me over.
[Oh. Hol liked him since they first met than. That maybe changes things a little. He didn't know he had made that much of an impression on the other rather than one that might have scared him off. At least he thought a normal person would have avoided Dimitri after that incident.]
I don't have a preference...though I do find myself on the giving end more often than naught.
[His voice is rather soft as he speaks, still avoiding eye contact with Hol but his body is a little less tense now that Hol isn't practically cornering him to the counter.]
[He has never and never will consider himself a normal person. Ever the idiot to run into situations that are dangerous to most people and running when there's really no reason to.]
Admittedly, I'm pretty damn curious as to just how much of that strength of yours you got goin' on. But it's up to you, like I said, I've done both and it ain't a bother to me. But if you can't even look me in the eyes, maybe you'd rather shove my face somewhere. Or shut me the fuck up, but that's just a guess. [He might be fucking with him a little bit just to see how far he can push until he gets a different reaction out of him. All in good fun... mostly.]
Sure wouldn't be the first time I've dealt with a cock like yours, if those pictures really do tell the truth.
[It might be the first time in his life that Dimitri has met someone as blunt as he is, if not even more and being on the receiving end of that is a little flustering. He does look at Hol and instantly regrets how easy it is for the man to look handsome and so easily talk about ' dealing with a cock like his' ]
Perhaps keeping you quiet might help....
[He says the words mostly to himself but he does wrap an arm around Hol's waist and gives him a little squeeze. Oh yeah he can pick him up easily if he wanted.]
[When you're an absolutely filthy man, you get to learn how to do those kinds of things. Even if it means confusing everyone else around him.
A brow raises at the keeping him quiet comment, that grin only getting bigger.
Until oh, hello, that sure is an arm around his waist and that question is immediately getting him talking again.]
Why are you only talking about it? [Was that almost needy tone intentional? Absolutely not. But it's what Dimitri's getting and he's already turning a bit red when his ears and brain catch up to what the hell all of that was. He might be a little mad at himself for that.]
[That sound went straight to his dick. Yeah he's going to twitch a little in his pants at that and pull Hol closer with some force. That was a challenge and Dimitri doesn't back away from challenges.]
I'm not sure you're ready to eat your words, Hol.
[With his hands firmly on Hol's waist he lifts him up with ease and places him on the Counter, making him have to reach up to kiss him but its's fine as he pulls him by his hair in for a kiss.]
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Apologies. If you are hungry however you may use my kitchen. I dare say I can not find myself around it on the best of days and even if I could nothing would be very edible. [He moves out of the way for Hol to walk in.] Please help yourself to what I have.
I lost my sense of taste many years ago but that is a story for another time I think. I am not in the right mood to speak of it.
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When's the last time you ate something? Might not be able to taste, but I bet you can still taste textures and such, right? [Right on the nose, him. But he's going to investigate just what exactly he can make in here, since he's certain that he can find something that's either quick or something that he can throw in the stove and leave it there until it's done.]
When you travel as much as I do, you learn how to keep yourself goin' by whatever methods necessary. Not often I got the use of a real kitchen, but when I still look like this, I guess I did good. [He's built like a brick shithouse, of course he did good.]
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I used to have a more regimented food schedule. It's often a chore and necessity than a pleasure for me. I sometimes forget to make meals for myself now that I am on my own. My dear heart does live with me and helps but he isn't home at the moment. You can find him at the training are often. He is deadly with a sword.
[Again his stomach betrays him and grumbles softly once more.] You're work does indeed show. I have noticed that about you. [Is that a compliment and flirting? Maybe. Dimitri can tell a warrior when he sees one.]
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Seems all of you like the trainin' grounds. Not that I'm judging. [He has no room to do so, of course.] But if you don't keep to a schedule of some kind, you're gonna lose muscle mass and no one will want to deal with that. Hell, it'll start taking a toll on your organs if you ain't careful. [Does he know from experience or something?
He pauses for a moment as he gets everything together, looking back at him with a brow raised and a grin. This idiot.] Well, I'm glad it does. I might not really need it, but it's somethin' to keep me in some kind of routine.
[Just ignore him as he's figuring out the stove top and just working on cutting up some onions and adding it to the pot with some oil he'd managed to find at least. He's keeping a close eye on all of this even while talking, that's just how he is at this point.]
Been a while since I've made this, but why the hell not. [Says the moron that's giving that a few minutes before adding what's basically ground beef, tomato paste, and whatever spices he'd managed to get his hands on.]
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Eating has never been something I seem to remember in my routine. I much more prefer other activities and using my time elsewhere....but yes I suppose it would seem me and my people do enjoy training. We come from war, it is something our bodies haven't been able to rest from still. Though with your knowledge on the body I wonder if you would be interested in some physicals combat training with me sometime.
[He watches the meat go in and raises a brown] What are you making?
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War, huh? Shit still happens where I'm from, I'm just... not involved in it since that's a whole-ass military thing and I don't think I'm really a citizen anywhere anymore at this point. Mercenary work paid better anyway. [And then he just puts the lid on top of it and moves to lean against the counter Dimitri had been leaning against earlier.]
I ain't much one to be fighting with my actual body, but it might not hurt. [Oh, right, what he's making.] Uhhh, it's somethin' we call chili mac. Basically chili with noodles and cheese added into it. Simple shit, but it'll stick to your ribs.
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Chili mac? It sounds lovely. I do love cheese. I am not sure how good sticking to ribs are but I have never disliked a cheese dish.
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Oh, trust me, you're gonna love this. And sticking to your ribs basically means it's something that's hearty and fillin'. More of a slang term where I'm from. And this should be ready in about five minutes or so, I think. [If he's doing his calculations right, anyway.]
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It smells quite delightful. Perhaps you can add chef to your list of duties and can assist me with meal prep. I'm afraid the extent of my culinary knowledge is toast. This 'stove' is not something I've never had. I must say I am pleased to have learned how to boil water. [Speaking of boiling water there goes the kettle. He takes it off the stove and pours the hot water into their mugs and the loose tea, the sweet calming scent of chamomile invading his senses.]
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Get yourself a proper grill and you got yourself a deal. A stove's great, but there ain't much that beats meat from the grill over proper charcoal. [If he knows what charcoal even is, good grief.] It ain't that hard, promise you, but I think I speak for most anyone when it comes to not burning anything, including yourself, by boilin' water.
[He's humming to himself for a moment before pushing himself off the counter and heading back over to the pot, opening it to inspect and just adding probably more than is advised by most amount of cheese and covering it again.] Givin' it some time to melt in there, it'll be better that way. [He'd rather have some tortilla chips and jalapenos to add to the top of this, but he's pretty certain they're not going to have that stock here. Oh well, he'll worry about that for next time.]
Question for the future: I know you said you can't taste things, but does that include, like, the heat from something spicy or just flavors?
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Spice? I have had spice before. It leaves a tingling in my mouth and I enjoy the dulled heats of them. As for a grill...is that much like a fire to cook over or a hearth? I'm unfamiliar with grills. If you think I need one I shall ask for one with a stamp another time.
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Good, good. 'Cause I got a lot that's got a good heat behind it, so that should also probably help with the lack of flavor. [They're really doing this, aren't they? How weird. But he... can't say he's going to complain about it.]
Somethin' like that. But further off the ground and easier to move as needed. [Forgive the pause, he's just looking at the ceiling for a moment.] Shit, if you gotta use the stamp system for it, I could help with that since it's my stupid idea to begin with.
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[He goes to take a sip of his tea and it's at that moment as he is actively drinking a liquid that Hol suggests what he does. From an outsider looking it the scene would be comedic. For Dimitri it's a bit humiliating as he spits his tea out and starts chocking on the rest he didn't spit out. He has to put his mug down and get a cloth to dry himself off, still coughing.]
E-Excuse me? Hol you can't...why?
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Again, part of my own dumb-ass idea. [He pauses for a brief moment before glancing over to him, arms crossed over his chest, he's trying to look calm.] 'Sides, can't say I'd be against the idea.
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I..well... [He's so flustered he can't even look Hol in the face.] You don't mean to make a fool of me...do you?
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Why would I make a fool of you? [He doesn't entirely understand how that would be a thing in the first place, but if he doesn't want to look him in the face then he'll let him have that.] You're an interestin' and attractive man, I promise you it ain't for some nefarious purpose.
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I am unsure Hol....the video...the images...why would you still want me after them?
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Eh? Now, if there's one thing I've learned in my years, it's that video and images don't do a damn thing justice compared to the real thing. But I will admit that both things certainly made me more curious and interested than I already was.
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[Well that is a revelation for Dimitri. It gets him shifting a little so his back is to the countertop]
Pray tell, what exactly have you been interested in having with me.
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Oh, he really wants to ask that? He's actually laughing and backing up a bit to lean against the counter next to him instead, better to not corner this man right now, he thinks.]
Now that is a damn good question, isn't it? [He's biting back a grin as he shifts to watch him, this is ridiculous.] Depends on what you're into, don't it? I'm a fairly simple man and can roll with just 'bout anything. Whether you're the type to want to be bent over or the type to bend me over.
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I don't have a preference...though I do find myself on the giving end more often than naught.
[His voice is rather soft as he speaks, still avoiding eye contact with Hol but his body is a little less tense now that Hol isn't practically cornering him to the counter.]
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Admittedly, I'm pretty damn curious as to just how much of that strength of yours you got goin' on. But it's up to you, like I said, I've done both and it ain't a bother to me. But if you can't even look me in the eyes, maybe you'd rather shove my face somewhere. Or shut me the fuck up, but that's just a guess. [He might be fucking with him a little bit just to see how far he can push until he gets a different reaction out of him. All in good fun... mostly.]
Sure wouldn't be the first time I've dealt with a cock like yours, if those pictures really do tell the truth.
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Perhaps keeping you quiet might help....
[He says the words mostly to himself but he does wrap an arm around Hol's waist and gives him a little squeeze. Oh yeah he can pick him up easily if he wanted.]
....Did you want to see my strength?
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A brow raises at the keeping him quiet comment, that grin only getting bigger.
Until oh, hello, that sure is an arm around his waist and that question is immediately getting him talking again.]
Why are you only talking about it? [Was that almost needy tone intentional? Absolutely not. But it's what Dimitri's getting and he's already turning a bit red when his ears and brain catch up to what the hell all of that was. He might be a little mad at himself for that.]
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[That sound went straight to his dick. Yeah he's going to twitch a little in his pants at that and pull Hol closer with some force. That was a challenge and Dimitri doesn't back away from challenges.]
I'm not sure you're ready to eat your words, Hol.
[With his hands firmly on Hol's waist he lifts him up with ease and places him on the Counter, making him have to reach up to kiss him but its's fine as he pulls him by his hair in for a kiss.]
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