[Unfair. He's huffing softly and just moving to find another towel to help with this cleaning him off process, since he mostly caused it.]

Why would I make a fool of you? [He doesn't entirely understand how that would be a thing in the first place, but if he doesn't want to look him in the face then he'll let him have that.] You're an interestin' and attractive man, I promise you it ain't for some nefarious purpose.